Meet Mooncow — he wandered too far from the pasture and ended up in orbit.
Now he’s grazing on gravity and leaving hoofprints across the stars.
$MOONCOW
Mooncow used to be just an ordinary cow.
Wake up, eat grass, sleep — repeat.
But he got tired of being part of a herd that only followed the grass.
One night, he looked up at the Moon and thought,
“I can be more than this.”
Now? He’s not just floating in space — he’s leaving hoofprints where satellites pass.
His helmet? Custom. His style? Cosmic. His mood? Always floating.
As real as space cheese.
Only if you’re ready to float.
Slow spins, asteroid dodgeball, and grazing stardust.
Safety first. Even for intergalactic cows.
Cosmic curiosity and the faint smell of hay.
Only for snacks.
Growing faster than you can say “Mooooon.”
Apparently, yes.
✦ MOONCOW IS FLOATING ✦ STILL FLOATING ✦ NEVER COMING BACK ✦ MOONCOW IS FLOATING ✦ STILL FLOATING ✦ NEVER COMING BACK
Mooncow doesn’t do farms anymore.
He does formations.
Join the herd, hop aboard, and leave Earth's noise behind.
Hooves up, it's liftoff time.
